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Violence breaks out as fans and dogs gather for a Bruno Doesn’t Bite Rally in front of Animal Control Headquarters.
A Statement From Bruno’s Publicist.
Bruno would like to thank his family, friends and fans around the world for their support during this very difficult time. He wishes to make it known that he is not a biter and is very saddened to even be labeled as one. He wishes now to just put this episode behind him and asks for the media’s cooperation in respecting his privacy at this time.
Bruno Pleads No Contest -Maintains His Innocence
Just finished the visit by an officer from animal control. Yes, at 11pm - I guess these guys are like dog police or something. Crime never sleeps. My papers were all in order so luckily I won’t lose my dog license. As for the bite complaint from the vet’s office, I basically pleaded no contest and was sentenced to 10 days of quarantine/house arrest with half time served. They didn’t issue an ankle bracelet, so I’m not sure how that works.
"Seriously! Seriously Banfield Pet Hospital! You call animal control saying I bit one of your staff members. Now animal control is telling me they might have to quarantine me for 10 days? This is outrageous. I hardly bit anyone, man! In fact, you all can bite me."
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Not a good day. I absolutely did not want to be at the vet today. Poke me with things… Poke them!!
I am Bruno Marsh
Apparently, folks are looking for my next video on YouTube, and I am hard to find because all they get are videos of this Bruno Mars clown. I am Bruno MARSH. So, if you want to find me on YouTube, try ‘Ultimate Wiener Dog’ on GOOGLE. That’s me with the Big Blue Ball. Dang that Big Blue Ball!
This is Lucy, my cuz. She is very whiny and barks a lot more than I do. In fact, I think she acts more like a poodle or some kind of sissy dog, instead of a dachshund. Anyway, she was especially sad the other night after watching another Michigan State loss in basketball, so maybe she’s not all that bad. Besides, just watching the Sparties this year can easily turn anyone into a whining little sissy dog.
As Jamie was getting ready to leave, I decided to leave him a nice going away present on his case. I wanted to leave him a nice going away present inside his case but the damn thing was closed and I, being a wiener dog, had no way to open it -I have no thumbs and my arms are too short. Then,.. he came back into the room. I had no choice but to sit there and look cute. Of course, he grabs a camera and takes my picture. What a dork. If only he knew.
